Ok, some you you have no doubt seen these before, but I hadn't and thought I'd share for the other newbies.
(From: Cass (cassegrainian@galaxycorp.com).)
* Mode locked - This is a pay toilet.
* Brewster Angle - Proper form for pouring beer.
* Q switched - Common excuse for losing a pool game.
* HeNe - Doctor that only works on male knees.
* Plasma - Person afflicted with pleurisy and asthma.
* High Reflector - Socially correct description of an Albino.
* Output Coupler - Bedpan.
* Bragg Grating - Boasting that is bothersome.
* Diffraction - Ebonic math.
* Optical cavity - Hole where remaining eye was knocked out (or vaporized - Sam).
* Valence Bond - Similar to a peace bond.
* Orbit - Police question as to whether one was hit orbit.
* Transition - What you shift gears with.
* Wavelength - Surfer and hairdresser talk.
* Electrode - Choosing which road to take.
* Gas Discharge - Mexican supper.
* Electron - Ronald Reagan's past election slogan.
* Optical coating - Pink Eye.
* Quark - A person with a nervous habit.
* Neutron - The latest model.
* Proton - One that is not an amateur.
* Laser? - Strumpet's invitation to English nobleman.
* Upper energy state - Gatorade induced high.
* Birefringent - Sexually versatile Eskimo.
* Slit Lamp - Gynecologist's source of illumination.
* Torr - Violent ripping.
The above is Copyright 1999, Cass E. Grainian, All Rights Reserved.
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